Tell your boss you need the morning off for an appointment and come back looking sick as hell and not being able to do anything because you got your fingers tattooed and they hurt now
Forgive me boss….i do not want to sit at a desk motionless for eight hours while it feels like my uterus is being twisted and and wrung out like a towel
HOW BAD DOES IT HAVE TO HURT TO COUNT?
Everything Blondshell releases makes me feel like I need to lay down and stare at my ceiling or throw up in the best possible way. Always a real stab in the heart.
Watched the first episode of this Cooper Raiff show last night and want everyone to watch all of it whenever it's released (or find a way to watch it in Spain) and not just because my friends have a crush on him.
