I know you feel incredibly single today, same. but donโt even thiiiink about downloading that fuckass app. Itโs not worth it, I PROMISE you are doing fine on your own.
But, if you do decide to download a wretched dating app anyways, please keep in mind that the one holding a dead fish in their dating profile is probably not going to love you with tenderness and understanding for a lifetime. Donโt settle.
