it really adds to the vibe
my final goal is to make my pfp completely indiscernible as i change my profile theme as if im changing clothes to match whatever vibe im in that day
one day, when i have enough disposable income, i will get a pro account. until then, i will be vicariously experiencing fringe pro user benefits like customizable themes by writing my recs on other pro user's pages
saying āiām sickā when youāre sick is boring.
instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (itās time to revive these sayings from the dead!):
āi am indisposedā
āi am taken illā
āi am feeling out of sortsā
āi am suffering from a bilious attackā
āi have been seized by an agueā
āi am afflicted with a malaiseā
āi have taken to my bedā
āthe vapours have overcome meā
āi have a touch of the influenzaā
āthe rheumatism plagues meā
āi am laid low with a feverā
āi am afflicted with a troublesome ailmentā
youāre welcome
