Panicked when they asked me what made me unique, and said, I can do the worm. Then I actually did the worm in slacks on the carpet. Pulled something. Made a noise like a deflating balloon. Didn’t get the job!
May 15, 2025

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Im so sorry
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Incredible
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@EATGRAEPS I seldom sleep at night
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