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sounds awesome. I’ve retired “happy bidet” in favor of many happy returns.

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My closest friend and I’s favorite way to say happy birthday to each other is to wish each other well on our next rotation around the sun. Feels like a similar feeling to happy returns.
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in italian families instead of saying “cheers” we sometimes say “cent‘anni” which basically means “may you live 100 years” :)
3d ago

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