laugh at the yuppy using his palm to pay for overpriced whole foods oat malk while you dump this fat stack of silver on the checkout stand. flex ur rack of Q’s to the frat bro stooping to pick up bottle caps for his epoxy beer die table. stay engaged in the socioeconomic climate as you add indiana, new york, and texas to your United States collector’s map. bored at the restaurant? bloody knuckles. have some string? unlimited parking. know a plumber? great prank. bands, stacks, racks move over we got a handful of quarters and we’re gonna jangle em in your face.
