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haha no i’m just kidding, americas fucked. look at this dorky ass statue i saw the other day.
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it’s an easy thing to hate but at the end of the day i love america so much. like it’s so big and has so many cities and farms and people and sometimes i’m just like struck by an immense amount of gratitude and it’s like holy fuck i live here.
Feb 3, 2024
Apr 6, 2025
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Here’s the thing: Massachusetts sucks. But also, The Spirit of Massachusetts is The Spirit of America. Massachusetts is actually pretty sick if you just ignore all the things about it that suck. My family immigrated here from Nigeria in 2004 when I was 8 and we’ve only looked back a few times since. Sculptors should move to a region called “Western Mass” because there’s a lot of space there and it’s not far from New York City. No painters please.
Mar 13, 2023
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2d ago
laugh at the yuppy using his palm to pay for overpriced whole foods oat malk while you dump this fat stack of silver on the checkout stand. flex ur rack of Q’s to the frat bro stooping to pick up bottle caps for his epoxy beer die table. stay engaged in the socioeconomic climate as you add indiana, new york, and texas to your United States collector’s map. bored at the restaurant? bloody knuckles. have some string? unlimited parking. know a plumber? great prank. bands, stacks, racks move over we got a handful of quarters and we’re gonna jangle em in your face.
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