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Declaring that a celebrity is your future spouse
I was watching The X-files and when Gillian Anderson walked on-screen I said out loud: "Wow, I can't believe my future wife is the star of this amazing show."
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@_kzr_
May 18, 2025
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@worldonfire
sorry but thats my mom in the 90s and i already have a dad
May 18, 2025
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@jonesy
thats MY wife
May 18, 2025
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@_kzr_
@JONESY Maybe now, but in 2-3 years I'll be married to her.
May 18, 2025
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@jonesy
don’t think so mate we’re in a very happy marriage and will be for like ever
May 18, 2025
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@_kzr_
@JONESY well if you're marriage is happy then I'm sure you won't mind if I take her out to a beautiful five-star restaurant in Italy or somewhere romantic like that
May 18, 2025
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@eatgraeps
ohhh sorry, im actually already married to her
May 18, 2025
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@_kzr_
@EATGRAEPS not for long
May 18, 2025

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