When I was younger, my friend, and I used to talk on the phone for hours and read each other the Wikipedia pages that came up when you hit random. One time this page came up for this old ass ninth century Swedish king called Olof Skötkonung (or Olaf the Swede). I don’t know why I thought this was absolutely hilarious, but I immediately changed my tumblr handle @olaftheswede and it’s been my online handle for everything ever since. It doesn’t really make much sense anymore, but I’m quite attached to it.