I stole This from mikes mic BUT GUYS itās a diseaseā¦ I walk away from social situations goingā¦ and why exactly did I NEED to tell everyone about my week long love affair with a 35 year old man (fuck I just did it again)ā¦
one of my go-toās is coming up with a scenario like ādo you know someone with (weirdly specific features) cus i just heard them talking about someone and it sounded like your nameā and i fully commit to the bit to the point where i have to consider cutting them off because itās getting too serious.
Im afraid I know way too much about the people who occupy the same spaces as me. Not only is it entertaining but itās also quite, connecting? I feel like its a good way to practice sympathy. And if the conversation is interesting and not obviously private, you can join in! Although the drama can be very interesting I canāt help myself, please, continue with the story of your shitty Boyfriend! Especially helpful for a writer, Iāve taken immense inspiration from strangersā¦
truly Americaās pastime. I was reading in the park earlier and overheard a girl dishing about a breakup to her friend who was kinda implying she was in the wrongā¦ and she was like āso did I lie? Yes. But I meant it at the timeā and then explained to her friend how the NYT connections puzzles work. I only hope people are as thrilled when they listen in on my crazy ass. I love being nosy
