Everytime I get measured it’s different but I might just start telling people 5”6 to throw them off

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ur like 5 inches tall max. i know who you are. you taste good though! i twat you against my bedframe to divide you
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@RATTLESNAKE this could have some wild interpretations
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@CHOC_ORANGE we know the deal, it's alright!
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but i tell people 5’5. sometimes even taller, i like to see what i can get away with
Apr 27, 2024
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Technically I hit between 5’4” and 5’5” so I just round up and tell everyone 5’5”😌
6d ago
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But one time a nurse asked and I said 5’9” and she said “no you’re not! You’re 5’8”!” So then she measured and I was 5’8” and 3/4 in and she was like “See! I told you!”

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