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I considered gatekeeping these since they are already harder to acquire than a Birkin bag in the Lucy Liu episode of Sex and the City. (2 of the 3 colors are backordered until October 5.) But I want to help out my fellow people with delicate vaginal ecosystems. These are the most perfectly perfect undies, almost 100% cotton with stretchy bands that don’t dig into my butt and waist. I order 6 pairs any time they are available. The photo here is actually from when Pinky [see next in list] pulled my pants down because I wasn’t giving her enough attention (her words).
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What makes me feel safe? Wearing underwear that goes all the way up to my nipples. Full-coverage undies that secure my whole ass, lips and bush and also the clean white cotton gives my hole some air to BREATHE. those Parade undies everyone else wears are made of like plastic and i feel like my wide ass and fat lips eat them completely up. why does everyone look so good wearing them on instagram? on the other hand, classic hanes briefs? they're white, huge and they come in packs of ten??? honey, you just got yourself a sexy little diaper!
Dec 23, 2021
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No panty lines! No wedgies! Just comfort baby!! Why haven’t I been wearing these all my life!?
Jan 24, 2025
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Best underwear ever. 100% organic cotton and super soft. Understated but still sexy. I love the string bikini. I’m trying to replace all of my underwear and most of my clothes with natural fibers.
Feb 24, 2023
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Sometimes you absolutely love a specific singer and you add them to a bunch of your playlists and then you meet them and exchange numbers and sext for a few weeks but then they ghost you and suddenly hearing their music and even seeing their name feels like you’re being punished. So! Spotify has a feature for that. It’s called “Don’t play this artist.” I’ve used it in other situations too but this felt the most universal. I’ve lived 1,000 lives.
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I love to crack open a can of La Croix in the middle of the day (lemon, lime, or coconut flavor). It’s like a little vacation for my taste buds for 6 beautiful sips. After that, I’m ready to go back to old faithful (cold tap water) so I’m putting the rest of the can back in the fridge in hopes I’ll be ready for another session before it goes flat. I would love La Croix for Girls™️ which would be a mini can for elegant ladies.
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Last spring, I adopted a 6 week old Chi-mix puppy through Waggytail Rescue and it has turned into a very she-rescued-me situation. Her full first name is Pinky Tiny Baby Princess. She’s a lot like me in that she is completely insane and loves to cuddle. I will say, the first year of having a puppy is psychological and emotional warfare. I learned on r/puppy101 that it’s called The Puppy Blues and once they grow up a little it gets easier! Pinky is my bestie and she makes every day better and when I look into her eyes for too long I start crying. She’s Pinky, I’m The Brain.
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