Everyone is like golden doodle this, bernadoodle that - those are the official dogs of the NPC (through no fault of their own)!
My standard poodle Delilah is incredibly sweet, athletic and fun - none of the prissy stereotypes that people seek hybrids for. AND LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL SNOUT!
because they’re elegant and aloof with refined elongated facial features.
But more realistically I could also see myself being a long haired dachshund because I’m short in general with a long torso and short legs and sometimes I can be a little clownish 😔
Definitely a hound of some kind because I’m sensitive, clever, willfully stubborn, can be standoffish with strangers, and I love to eat and lounge …
I love all dogs. I love all animals. But why does that breed have lifeless eyes that mimic it’s owners? Why does it look like it knows something I don’t? Why do they peer into my soul and through my brain cavity? I simply do not believe they are real.
