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i know hes old
i know hes a billionaire 🤮
he probably has other negative qualities that i am unaware of
however
i am committed to the bit (the bit being mark cuban)
when i was a sophomore in high school i wrote a poem about him for english class called “an ode to mark cuban” and i am very upset that i no longer have it because it was wonderful and i got a B on it
in conclusion
he is tied with barbara for being the best shark
Jun 6, 2025
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I’m crazy about the Tank. I believe that it’s the Great American Culture Unifier. It brings people closer than sports, because rather than dividing people regionally, it’s based on One Team, One Love. A diversified cast of characters with a crush for everyone. Me? I’m a Rob girl. my friend Dasha, she loves Mr. Wonderful. every guy I know is a Barb Boy. Some like Lori. But most want to kiss Barb. I see myself in Mark, especially when he blankly stares at nothing for extended periods of time.My admiration and infatuation doesn’t stop when the TV turns off. It emanates strongly into my daily work life. For the duration of 2021, I have conducted myself like Mr. Wonderful/Kevin in every business disagreement. This aggressive approach has only served me favorably. Discounts, profuse apologies, royalty promises. I will always continue to hone the skills I learned from Mr. Wonderful because I’ve got the bug… The bug for business.
Dec 16, 2021
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an absolute literary genius. international bestselling author, writer of classics such as "This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib", "Old Thot Next Door", "Pregnant By The Flying Chit'lin Monster", and "Fell In Love With A Hoodrich BBW Velociraptor"
truly the single best page on TikTok, i don't have it but my girlfriend does and we lose our minds over this guy on a daily basis
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many will disagree with this one but I see him as the like soy, contemporary Mansa Musa. his bargain of exchanging philanthropy for permission to turn people into puppets of public spectacle will forever be fascinating to me. his content is also like adhd-optimized so that something new appears on the screen every .5 seconds, doing irreparable damage to the attention spans of children, but i guess that was bound to happen anyways. I will be voting for him in 2032
Jan 18, 2024
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yes i am an adult with a learners permit and what about it
(also don’t dox me thats not cool)
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cannot recommend this enough. i encourage everyone to try it at least once in their life. pairs really nicely with nuance as well.
May 24, 2025
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today i went to a vintage market with my cousin and it was lovely
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