full scale and scope. entirely serious. Kermit plays Tom Hanks and Gonzo is the cute sniper guy I donāt make the rules
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John Krasinski is an amazing actor and I love the show Reacher. It makes me feel better about the current political state in the U.S.
Mar 5, 2025
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Itās a good show and I like the song will the circle be unbroken! Normally I would never choose something like this so it was a nice change
May 15, 2025
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I think Amazon Studios really fumbled the bag when they made the new Lord of the rings spin off. If I had that type of money, I wouldn't blow it all in special effects! Instead, I would hire every single Hollywood star in Hollywood. I'm talking Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Whoopi Goldberg, Zendaya, Oprah, Tom Holland, Hank Schrader, Walter White, Frodo. I would also hire Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, (they would be like in Sherlock)!, I also think that they should've hired Robert Downey Jr., maybe the entire MCU! Basically, they should've hired Christian Bale, Reese Witherspoon, RenƩe Zellweger, and also they should've hired Johnny Depp. And Lily Rose Depp. And TimothƩe Chalamet. Awkward!
I think that there are a lot of Hollywood stars that they could've hired. I'm saying they hire every single star in Hollywood, Uma Thurman. Sir Anthony Hopkins, as GANDOLF! And they should've had more characters in the movie. Like could you imagine if they had GOLLUM's brother but he also turned into a GOLLUM? Like not SMEAGOL, but DEOGOL. And there's another GOLLUM torture scene, but this time both the GOLLUMS get tortured at the same time. Hahaha
I'm talking RICHARD GERE. I'm talking GENE HACKMAN reprising his role as the BALLRUG. Rip Torn as TOM BOMBADIL. Steven Seagal as ARAGORN.
Jeff Goldblum as Legolas. What I'm saying is you hire every single Hollywood star in one movie. This is what I would do if I had a cool crisp 1 billion dollar bill!
Name a Hollywood star, I can easily think of a role for them to fail in the movie. It would be a 500 hour long movie, I guess that's just what you call a TV show these days lol.
You could even make up new characters to fit into the Lord of the Rings. I thought of a character called the Stinkfucker! He's disgusting, and I think it would be a sort of director's cameo (I would co-direct the film with Peter Jackson [I would play the Stinkfucker])
May 21, 2024
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I still go on a couple times a day while Iām on the computer but that amounts to about 20x less than I would be otherwise. Brings down screen time more than youād think.
Mar 29, 2024
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I donāt want a Spotify wrapped, I donāt want an algorithm telling me what I like. Give me back the local dude at Blockbuster recommending our weekly movie night VHS, give me the cute girl at the record store saying āyou might like The Cureā.
Records, VHS, Cassette, Print Magazinesā¦.gimme dat shit
Dec 29, 2023
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our enjoyment of the cinema shanāt be beholden to the whims of others, nor our early arrival for the trailers, nor our choice of snack
Dec 28, 2023