"Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy"
"Back at it again at Krispy Kreme"
"I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my life to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and THIS is the thanks I get?"
"This is the dollar store, how good can it be?"
"Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus"
"Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm ~*still a piece of garbage*~"
"Ladies and gentleman, welcome to t-t-t-t-t-target *airhorn noises*"
"I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"
"Vodka down the hatch"
"Well, when life gives you lemons"
"do you wanna go see Uncle Kracker or no"
"Actually, Megan, I can't sit anywhere--I have ~hemorrhoids~"
Gotta mention the freestyle dance teacher
"even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself"
"Why are you running? Why are you running?"
"...belt"
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