Rec | VICES SHOULD TASTE LIKE SHIT

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Coffee should be black, alcohol should burn, cigarettes should leave a bad taste on your fingers and hair. Culturally we’ve moved away from this which causes people to overindulge & you should feel the weight of substances

@idealuser

2d ago

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@oatmealluvr23

Alcohol taste gooooooood doe

1d ago

@beyblade69

but black coffee is delicious :c

1d ago

@flacko

anyways this world has been desensitized.

1d ago

@flacko

the sarcasm in this post 😹😹😹😹 if not that it’s irony.

1d ago

@picklejohn

Deep, and so real

1d ago

@joe_m_miller

what About cape cod salt n vinegar chips what about that

1d ago

@4morantgirl

wait damn amen

1d ago

@okwetuu_fish

sadly ben & jerrys is baller so no can do but luckily i have no money💅

1d ago

@pleadingpisces

Lowk I agree just smoked a cig and felt nasty so yes

1d ago

@kirby

sugar sugar

1d ago

@Dancelikepunky

How do we make phones taste like shit

1d ago

@grape

@DANCELIKEPUNKY don’t you feel like shit

1d ago

@flacko

@DANCELIKEPUNKY great question

1d ago

@random-gay-nerd

I think it’s fine for a regular cup of joe to be somewhat palatable, but I agree we should taste what we’re doing to ourselves with energy drinks

1d ago

@tortitude

Seriously. Why are we now in this world of big names in food collaborating on making delicious edible flavors? Just get me high.

1d ago

@duje

Real

1d ago

@georgie

disagree bc there’s some black coffees that taste crazy and not at all like the classic diner dark roast coffee … coferments go wild …

1d ago

@taterhole

Real

1d ago

@punchbowl

i'll still take my coffee with cream 😇

2d ago

@killcharlie

i wish my vice tasted like shit so i didn’t drink them so much. me and my elderberry curuba redbull against the world ✊

2d ago

@idealuser

@KILLCHARLIE I was preaching this while drinking a sugarfree grapefruit blossom redbull don’t tell anyone

1d ago

@dotmatrices

wish i could pin this post to my own account

2d ago

@dannygyoon

this is why i only jack off to painful memories of my ex 😮‍💨

2d ago

@feevee

@DANNYGYOON LMAO

2d ago

@bootybutt

i fuck with this, but our pain tolerances would adapt no?

2d ago

@idealuser

@BOOTYBUTT maybe over a long period of time but I’m more saying it’s too convenient. Like with vapes over cigs specifically its easier to hide and lacks any tangible repercussions. however my pain tolerance is adapting quickly due to the hammer I hit myself on the head with every morning

1d ago

@bootybutt

@BOOTYBUTT fully agree w you! deeper discussion on pallet thrills and/or masochism is brewing in my mind lol i’m recalling when i smoked filterless cigarettes, would drink a cup filled w espresso and get drunk off stout beer and then bike 6 miles every day and felt ‘fine’ (?!) nowadays i drink straight (not from concentrate) cranberry juice for the thrills, but mostly for health 🔨 nice

1d ago

@tsunny

why i only do shots 🙂‍↕️

2d ago

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