i’ve never been a condiment fan anyways (and i would die if i could never kiss my loved ones and my pets ever again)
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your life's gunna be dry. How you eating pasta, pizza, like anything asian, curry without sauce on any of it. I'd have to give up kissing i think fr. i'd do nose rubs or maybe lick instead hahah
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@RATTLESNAKE i could never do that to my dog ): i will have to wash everything down with a beverage and then proceed to love those around me with a mouth full of dry, unswallowed leftovers
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@JILLY i respect it. and so does your dog!! make sure you floss!
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taking my sauces with me, none of the non-sauce folks deserve my kisses any way. Most Asian dishes have sauce. Heck indian food is a variety of sauces in large quantities. Go without flavour? I'd rather die.
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No need for sauce 🙅‍♂️ Your health only improves without sauce. No real nutritional benefits in sauces (could be wrong but most are certainly trash). When they forget to add sauce in my bag, I don’t fret. I eat the sandwich DRY 😤 Yes, because I’m built like that. Also, dry rub is a superior form of wings and other foods. Seasoning is the real MVP. Kissing- that form of physical connection- lifts my spirits. Sauces just lift my tastebuds. Muah muah muah wins 🥇
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i used to tell a version of this question as an ice breaker (sub kisses for hugs) and my best argument after thinking this over for three years is that a good sauce can feel like a warm embrace but no matter how good the kiss is, you’d never compare it to the most perfect marinara or alfredo or the saltiness of soy sauce on sushi or a homemade salsa or a luxurious curry or …

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