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like i’m saying it in jest but do they really deserve that title so casually? don’t want anyone getting the wrong ideas. but like “you ate this, king.” is at the tip of my tongue quite often. the same way i would use queen or cunt. but i can’t go inflating undeserving egos.

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exception is male cats and dogs, our only true kings
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@WORLDONFIRE so so true. i only have two furry queens under my roof though </3
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@DEARDOVESWINGS me too!! and they’re both geminis lol but i have a coworker who is a male cat and he absolutely has earned the tie
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@WORLDONFIRE jealous of u having gemini pets…my cats are an aries and a taurus…strong minds and eating me out of house and home
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I like to call men king earnestly and also condescendingly depending on the man
21h ago
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@TATERHOLE balance is key
16h ago
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Dude or d00d works for all genders, in my opinion.
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@KLORIZZA_XPLAINZ_ALL ooh yeah i find myself defaulting to dude a lot to keep things chill
16h ago
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“Jester” is the best on-theme royalty title for men!
1d ago
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@MARXINISTA absolutely cannot wait to tell a man that i didnt ask for a jester to waste my time
1d ago
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if i wanted to hear from a jester i‘d be holding court!
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@MARXINISTA stealing and saving this for my arsenal
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Just don’t address men. I think that’s the real solution here. Ghost them, even in real life. 🫥
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@MIDWESTZEN you know what, so true…gotta practice staring men in the eyes disapprovingly whilst evaporating into thin air before them
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some people are just little princes too. not kings.
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@CLAIREDELUNE the idea of humbling a man by calling him prince or duke or baron instead of king
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@DEARDOVESWINGS my middle name literally means little prince, so i will respond to that
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i call everyone queen and the only one who gets mad is my dad he’s like “i’m not a girl” ok whatever you say diva
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@KILLCHARLIE he just hasn’t tapped into his inner queen yet…it’s a mindset not a gender metric <3
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@KILLCHARLIE not YET
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@KILLCHARLIE i’ve witnessed him with my own two eyes sing and dance to just dance by lady gaga. just accept it dad ur a diva
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I petition using "queen" regardless of gender, how they choose to take that will determine it's value
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@MOONBEAMS u just changed the game entirely …
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@DEARDOVESWINGS I have my moments 😌
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it needs to not be used anyone,.. joked at work and called my coworker king and he repeated it in front of our coworker that hates him.. and now shes going around claiming that hes claiming he is a king 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@ARIASCALLING not the monarch falling into the wrong hands :( true kings don’t brag!!
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Their Moms already ruined their psyche in that regard. Being a lil facetious about it might temper them a bit.
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@BURN sooo true…absolutely cannot be stroking the ego of a mamas boy
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I like being called king as a reward for good behavior
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@ROYALLMONARCH there is a time and place, i feel! this is a justifiable application imo but we can’t just be handing kingships out like candy </3
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@DEARDOVESWINGS oh for sure I want to earn that crown
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@ROYALLMONARCH we should only get it as a treat
1d ago
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I like queen it is funny but king always comes off as dudebro lifter catholic hustler
1d ago
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@GRAPE i agree! that’s why it gives me pause at times but it’s fun :/
1d ago
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u ate this, queen
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@SLOANE_SHARK thank u queen <3
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