No more celebrity politicians! these animals are always found in like the “animals of north america” zone of the zoo which feels the like most bureaucratic and unglamorous area, they also can comfortably move through water or on land and thus can reach the most of their electorate and truly hear and represent the needs of their constituents.
Jun 19, 2025

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Was gonna say definitely a beaver
Jun 20, 2025
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They’re fascinating. They‘re brilliant engineers, they swim, they slap the water with their tails to warn other beavers, they have their own waterproofing oils, they can hold their breath underwater for 15 minutes, their dens are cool, they are monogamous which I think is cute. Either beavers or owls. Or those monkeys that chill in the hot springs in Japan.
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Although I saw a worrying amount of them as little beavers but just had to choose the closest animal available from the options for some reason
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