Similar to the "random xD" bacon craze manufactured in the 2010s by Big Food, something very evil and nefarious is happening with the proliferation of Greek yogurt. It is so fucking gross, clearly inferior in every way to standard-issue classic yogurt. It's like styrofoam or astronaut food. Meanwhile regular yogurt is harder to find every day and its decadent yet low-calorie delights are being forgotten to time. GET UP!!