Rec | LEMONS ARE GAY

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LEMONS ARE GAY

I think lemons are gay, limes are Bi. What do you guys think? Are there other gay fruit?

@dannypoo

3d ago

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@evs

Tomatoes are hella fluid

2d ago

@jerk

green apples are gay

2d ago

@bunnieros

Are kiwis gay

2d ago

@cl0e

cherries are the type of lesbians who refer to themselves as “sapphic“

3d ago

@smiling

kiwis are trans

3d ago

@Shadowbeni

apples are straight

3d ago

@_____sydney___

@SHADOWBENI red apples are straight, green apples arent imo

2d ago

@Shadowbeni

@SHADOWBENI brat propaganda but I’ll allow it

2d ago

@phoebehart

starfruits are twinks

3d ago

@marxinista

strawberries and clementimes are lesbian, peaches and pears feel gay, and blackberries give bisexual vibes

3d ago

@kat-martin

I’ve thought too much about this so I have to comment. Oranges feel bi-curious and then more and more lesbian as you get towards blood oranges. Pomegranates are without a doubt lesbian.

3d ago

@killcharlie

i guess you could say they’re pretty zesty

3d ago

@killcharlie

@KILLCHARLIE oh i didn’t see the other zesty lemon comment… my joke isn’t funny anymore

3d ago

@dannypoo

@KILLCHARLIE 😭😭😭😭😭

3d ago

@lucifer

oranges and adjacent are lesbians

3d ago

@dannypoo

@LUCIFER now this is incorrect

3d ago

@dannypoo

@LUCIFER oranges are allies, pomegranates and plums are lesbians, avocados are pan

3d ago

@lucifer

@DANNYPOO i stand firmly by oranges they're perfect for lesbians speaking as a lesbian and if anything they're definitely not allies oranges are queer (based on historical evidence)

3d ago

@saylor

I feel maybe limes are gay, lemons are “no homo” heteros, oranges are bi.

3d ago

@dannypoo

@SAYLOR okay but lemons are literally zesty

3d ago

@saylor

@SAYLOR they’re repressed zesty, they’re gay but they don’t know it because of the internalized lemon homophobia

3d ago

@dannypoo

@SAYLOR are they obvious or are they good at straight masking

3d ago

@saylor

@SAYLOR I think it’s obvious to the girls, gays, and theys, but other than that pretty good straight masking himbo energy

3d ago

@dannypoo

@SAYLOR point acknowledged but limes are bi not gay. Green is a gay color but not everything green is gay

3d ago

@saylor

@SAYLOR ooh yes valid on the color green, and limes are very versatile, I respect it

3d ago

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