Rec | HATING LAUREN SANCHEZ AND JEFF BEZOS’S WEDDING

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HATING LAUREN SANCHEZ AND JEFF BEZOS’S WEDDING

money can’t buy taste, but it can apparently buy press coverage for your fiancée (now wife) in almost every major magazine and news outlet however, maybe the famine of beauty amongst today’s tech billionaires will lead some people on social media to get a hobby other than trying to look rich, maybe they’ll even develop class consciousness while they’re at it photo courtesy of Jerry Saltz, art critic at New York Magazine

@gabbylinder

1d ago

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@taterhole

I was thinking about this a lot yesterday… this has to be the most ghoulish and repulsive celebrity event that’s been in the media in recent memory

9h ago

@Eulenspiegel

Bezos’ tux was hideous

11h ago

@chulzz

the weirdest thing about that bizarre spectacle isn't even the worrying lack of style, it's that insane guest list. money can't buy taste, and it seems it can't buy friends either.

15h ago

@usergeneratedcontent

can only imagine this is why anna wintour left

1d ago

@gabbylinder

@USERGENERATEDCONTENT she has final say over all editorial content, there’s no way she didn’t approve this. she also put Melania on the cover in 2005 during her marriage to Donald Trump, this is nothing new for her unfortunately

9h ago

@marxinista

vogue is such a joke!

1d ago

@gabbylinder

@MARXINISTA I hate how half of it is now just sponsored articles, hopefully whoever takes Anna Wintour’s place isn’t a bootlicker to whatever billionaires and celebrities make the magazine feel fractionally more “relevant” in the moment because it is strong cultural criticism and a distinct voice that makes a magazine, not who they put on the cover, and unfortunately I’ve always thought Ms. Wintour didn’t quite grasp that

9h ago

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