Clothes so ironic, arcane and brainrotted they become unironically cool. Waitlists their drops thru a secured Telegram server, has possibly the coolest website I’ve ever seen, fake FAQ page, fake support email, it’s as if a darknet market vendor stopped selling ransomware and stolen SSN’s and started selling unironically good legitimate clothes.
Are those level 4 plates?
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Jul 2, 2025
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Coolest shit ever
Feb 7, 2024
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Casual:
Braindead - if you’re into lots of color and wacky designs, this brand is for you. the size s tees fit me perfectly
Extra Vitamins - lots of nature themes, very psychedelic, tees have a nice boxy fit. cool earth tone dyes
Online Ceramics - wacky designs, absolutely kooky. does a lot of A24 merch
Dressier:
Carhartt WIP - super durable materials, classic silhouettes, cuts are a bit long so fits taller folks better. I get all my stuff tailored from them.
Cav-Empt - like a combo of brain dead and carhartt. really cool fabrics and prints
FAAANCY:
Older Brother - cut and sew, natural dye, unconventional silhouettes, chunky fabrics, this brand got it all
Mar 17, 2024
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one of the best online vintage stores for the girls.
i actually get sweaty every time i visit the site bc there is not one item i wouldn't buy. i become...feral.
all of their pieces are ostensibly funky/techno/grabriette-scented, but somehow feel like closet staples all at the same time.
enjoy
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Nov 9, 2023
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I ask myself this a lot and I think you should too.
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Everything in your life does not have to be subscription based, and subscription does not equate a service being good. If I’m paying $24.99 a month to watch Netflix in 4K UHD, I should expect to see what I pay for, not subpar playback latency, low bitrate streams, many app crashes, and overall looking terrible on anything that isn’t a 4K display.
Remember when you could buy things and own them, like, forever?
There is a better world out there past Netflix, Hulu, Spotify and Amazon Prime.
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You don’t have to tell everyone everything in/about your life, especially online, in today’s online yet frequently data-breached world. Like the great Christopher Wallace once said: Keep your family and business completely separated
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