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I JUST DRANK BOBA AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS WHAT IF THOSE WERE HAMSTER EYEBALLS AND I JUST ATE A TON OF HAMSTER EYEBALLS
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@vague_magenta_porpoise
Jul 7, 2025
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@babyoblivi0n
i got a boba in nyc and i called it the frog spawner (so much boba, too much)
Jul 7, 2025
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@vague_magenta_porpoise
@BABYOBLIVI0N I try to never think about frogspawn. Because what if there’s actually frog spawn in my stomach right now and I dont know about it because it got there when I was sleeping
Jul 7, 2025

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