I love celebrating The Fortho. it’s when we light fireworks and have barbecues and swim in the pool and eat watermelon and wear red white and blue (which are the fortho colors, like pastels on Easter). it’s called the Fortho because we celebrate it on the fourth of July. why is that date significant? because it’s the day we celebrate Fortho. idk why people sing patriotic american songs, it’s a totally international holiday.
