Saying the alphabet backward as Kermit the Frog has served me well, but people also like movie quotes or song lyrics! The impression isn't perfect, but it's Kermit enough for people to get it!
The ideal hairstyle for sweaty summer hair that needs to be transformed ASAP + huge opportunity to simultaneously riff on and subvert the milkmaid theme: β cowprint bag
β anti-cottage core dress
β vintage metallic jewelry
β lug-soled suede sandals
