On the big rock candy mountain!
All the cops have wooden legs!
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth!
And the hens lay soft boiled eggs!
sweet song about being a bum and breaking the law!!!
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Just one of those songs that instantly makes me ready to have stupid fun.
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
Like Fred Flintstone, driving around with bald feet
Jun 27, 2025
With Michael Hurley, The Unholy Modal Rounders & The Clamtones
Perfectly sloppy, great conversational delivery, fiddler doing some fun sound effects/tone painting
Keep them dogs quiet good, boy, I won't be long in the barn
If you get scared and run, you bastard, I'll break your arms now
Lord, I love poachin' chickens, hon, I love poachin' chickens
I fry 'em finger-lickin', some kinda good
Jan 22, 2024
It was really this song that convinced me of the greatness of The Stooges. Not I Wanna Be Your Dog, not Gimme Danger.
It’s just pure grimey, slimey, smokey, ashed out, liquor soaked cool.
that wah-wah guitar is sick. The bass, too. And then you’ve Iggy, who’s practically (and probably was) down on his knees with the mic. It’s a steamy and desperate, almost ~almost~ tender performance that’s soaked in sex.
i been hurt / and i dont care / cause i’m / burnin / inside / just dreamin / this life
May 31, 2025
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Apr 14, 2025
The vines are consuming fire hydrants and power lines and stop signs and every gust of wind is filling the air with a delicious magnificent jasmine scent and I feel delirious and reborn and glad to be alive
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Take a walk, take a whiff :-)
Apr 8, 2025
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This is something that I started doing last year and they are now fundamentally important to me.
A dessert walk is an after dinner stroll you take ideally during sunset. You walk to a grocery store and buy a sweet treat or piece of fruit and a fun beverage. For me usually a peach and a kombucha. You walk for a bit as the sun sets and return when your treats are consumed.
A delicious end to your evening that helps you digest.
Feb 22, 2025