Featuring a tiny French man, an alpaca farm, two children enrolled in Elon musks online academy, the Shakespeare festival, a metal bar x bbq joint, a proposition from a local, a rescued roomba, and multiple tow trucks. No one was injured, I was deemed not at fault by insurance, and my boss got a nicer Tesla For free.
I was a PA on a reality tv show and assigned to drive the talent to Dollywood in a winnebago. The largest thing I had driven up til then was a sprinter van. This thing was massive. The road up to the house was overhung with tons of tree branches and clearance was nearly nonexistent. So of course I damaged the rollout awning on the way out and coming back. The PM started bitching about the damage and told him, "This is why you got insurance right?" He went off saying that wasn't the point. I just said, "You should have hired a Teamster then." and walked off. He shut up then. I finished the season without further molestation. They invited me back for the second but I was done with that shit show.
Lotta years back.
I was
fightin a northern wind through
West Texas.
Just oil wells and old
shacks out there. In a moment everything vanished.
I couldn't see
anything. It was just me and the truck. I tried applying the brake but didn't get no sound or feeling.
Nothing. Then even the truck went missin.
Just me. Couldn't move.
I felt my heart beating though.
That's about it. And my thoughts still going.
Later they said I had
a seizure.
A bad one. Drove the
truck right off the highway through those oil fields and kept on driving for miles. Didn't hit anything cause there's not much to hit out there. Ran outa gas. I must've been unconscious for 200 miles. They found me in the desert near Tarzan. Got me on a special diet now.
got into a severe car accident many years ago where my family and i were in the middle of nowhere on the way home from a wedding in san fran! the closest hospital was another 3 hr. drive so the ambulance took me to the nearest airport and from there we got helicopter lifted to the hospital and got there in 20 mins. i was hospitalized for 2 nights, but nonetheless, a wild experience!
