Not saying ‘best’ cus I’m not insane but it’s pretty damn good: -Toasted sourdough
-goats cheese on both sides
-marinaded kale
-sprouts
-honey By marinaded I mean just break down with your hands in olive oil and lemon. Sub sourdough for Ezekiel if u love the taste like me. Sub honey for hot honey if ur feeling frisky.
thick toasted bread (I like Sara Lee artesano sandwich rolls) spread mayo (Duke’s only you know the fucking vibes) and honey Dijon on each side generously to make a dijonaise on the fly stack it with fried turkey breast, melted gouda cheese and prosciutto or capicola or some Italian meat butter lettuce, THIN (use the sharpest knife) tomato slices, spicy bread and butter pickles, red onion dressed with oil and vinegar, sweet peppers or giardinera, oregano, salt and pepper. its so addictive and I kind of want one now
toasted bread or bagel but baguette is the best choice, bacon or some lunch meat pan fried in butter with a dab of honey until crispy OR just pulled pork, and then lettuce, pickle, tomato, avocado, fresh green beans very nice and crunchy, dorito chip, pesto and hummus or spicy mustard. don't forget sharp cheddar cheese, melted, and throw a fried egg in there if u wanna be a crazy bitch
-Don’t get wifi on planes
-Look up from phone on bridges/around bodies of water
-Headphones actively taken out when there are buskers, street performers, preachers
-Phone fully powered off during movies
-Phone stays in pocket at concert
-Exchange phone number with a crush instead of Instagram
-No more than 2 cameras on a person blowing their bday candles out
-If you have find my friends only use it for emergencies No problem with cyborg behavior tho if you’re owning it