Like 15 degrees further than it should bend, makes my arm look like it’s made of jelly. Like that one scene in Harry Potter. I was using this arm, denying a passing lane in youth park and rec basketball, when a mom screamed in an otherwise quiet gym: “something’s wrong with that boys arm!” I think about that all the time. Real shock and concern in her voice
I guess this is a leg thing, but left is shorter than the right. it makes my walk kind of swishy swaying which is annoying cuz I’m not trying to be cute I’m just fuckin uneven. I also have a bone spur on my knee which sticks out and is annoying.
I’m a bulky guy, I have these really broad shoulders, so whenever I walk I feel like I look like a rock that has just become sentient. My girl told me once that I walk like I’m a big guy. I’m like medium height but she said I carry myself like I’m 7 feet. I have no idea what that means or if that’s a good thing but I wish I could see myself walking from someones point of view.
Ok stay with me here. Too much public filming. This is going to discourage good weird public activity. We need people being weird in public. Odd dancing, carrying around insane items, freaked out fits, etc. Instead of a quick vid to show your friends, or, god forbid, *get internet clout*, people should be sketching the scene and describing it in colorful language. Now you have to take accountability for your opinion on the matter, your draftsmanship and writing gets better, and the public freaks have plausible deniability in the job interview. This goes for drunk man on the street tik tok videos as well. Put on a newsboy cap and start jotting. There should be exceptions like intentional performances or heinous crimes of course. I’m open to other exceptions I just can’t think of any rn. This will never be a reality but i can try