Whenever I see the posts like “hey old people, give your best piece of advice” and people are giving like, financial advice and cleaning advice and relationship advice and then I come stomping in yelling, “DRESS SLUTTIER, YA GONNA REGRET NOT DRESSING SLUTTIER”
Yeah, that’s my advice. I dressed pretty slutty, but man I wish I had dressed sluttier. More strings and cloth scraps called shirts, more skirts that showed my butty cheekies, more TIGHT FUCKING DRESSES, that’s what I wish I had done. Wish I’d worn my tight red pleather pants more often instead of chickening out. Wish I had worn just ONE string bikini in my early twenties. Just one.
Live ur life, but that’s what I wish I was about. Baddie dreams on a coward’s budget.
