The only way to take the fear out of medicine is by taking a stupid pic before going under, say it was because you went to Atlantic City w Lois Griffen or you tried to outsmoke the eraserhead baby. My personal favorite is saying these are the consequences of stealing Bobby Hill’s purse.
last night i was in pure bliss in tennessee at a screamo show where my band ruminations played. today i am in the er in a state of fear and anxiety watching a jamie foxx movie on the tv. do not smoke a bunch and inject estrogen for years and not get your blood clots checked out cuz u will end up in the emergency room and will no longer be having fun. turns out you can’t have fun forever. so heres my daily reminder to whoever finds this on the brand new algorithm of this app to go to the doctor more and take care of ur health cuz ppl love u and want u to be alive 😄
Yesterday I did a first aid course with some other young people. I realized how serious first aid obligations are. I realized how I could now be responsible for saving a persons life. The dummy felt alive after hearing the instructors anecdote, well not alive but that floating place between life and death where cpr is required. People were laughing and joking and holding the baby dummies upside down. Maybe I should have some more fun, but I think its important to take life seriously sometimes.
it’s fawn season rn and these lil guys are just everywhere right now. A great surprise on my way to the doctors office. I said “your kids are adorable by the way“ cus sometimes Deer look back at you like they know your thoughts, so I always talk back just in case.
