orange juice is overpowering. grapefruit juice is too tart and messes w ur contraceptive. but tangerine juice? she’ll never let you down. my go-to base + mango, ginger, banana, spinach, and pineapple. just had it after dinner and added half a plum. happiest woman alive.
tangerine juice is a perfect base to me because it has a smooth, even flavor. unlike other citruses, you can barely taste it, but it thickens up the smoothie. also, i once got into a bar underage by arguing w/ the meathead (endearing) bouncer over our smoothie recipes, so you can trust me! #gainsbrother my go-to recipe:
- tangerine juice
- mango
- banana
- spinach
- ginger
- pineapple (optional)
- mixed berries (optional)
as long as it’s citrus season, i will be getting my vitamin c in as many forms as possible. shower mandarins, orange and fennel salad with castelvetrano olives, and this dreamy smoothie. pulled from the cookbook “Health Nut”, this smoothie is packed with bright things and feels like sunshine in a glass: frozen mango and bananas, fresh turmeric, coconut milk, Greek yogurt, vanilla, protein powder, and a big juicy orange. who needs Orange Julius™️ when we have homemade smoothies?
unfortunately, google doesn’t let you opt out of using their ridiculously inaccurate and environmentally damaging ai “tool”, but if u add “-ai“ to the end of ur google search, it won’t generate! unfriendly reminder that ai will use 6.6 BILLION cubic meters of water annually by 2027. each response w 100 words = 1.2 bottles of water. ps fuck all these tech companies for not letting us opt out of unreliable tools that destroy our planet
