You’ll get clogged arteries only by watching Matty put so much cheese, butter and mayonaise in his dishes. It feels so wrong yet so right.
The vibes are immaculate, the edits are immaculate (I like a good explosion edit) and the jokes are immaculate.
Every time he’s finished I long for a bite, knowing that I’ll never cook it myself and therefore will never taste his dishes. But that shouldn’t stop you from watching
Don’t be that person. Mf got a banana and a Celsius, something is going down and they need to make a quick exit. You got mad vegetables anyway, let the cashier breathe a little before they struggle to remember how to ring up them green onions you copping.
Nothing better than giving someone a little squeeze to show them you got them. It’s always great when someone can sense that you need it and add a little something to the hug. Don’t settle for a dap. Get in there.
I have no context at all but I love it. Feels like I’m missing out but that’s alright it’s just good to hear somebody having a big ol belly laugh and enjoying this shit while we’re breathing.
