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My mint plant has died and my yogurt has grown mold. My failure to tend to my home will be reflected in my failure to fully enjoy this pathetic breakfast. I really wish I had yogurt.
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it still looks like a good breakfast without the yogurt. how would u rate it on a scale of 1-10
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🍶I always eat a teaspoon of plain Greek yogurt
As I finish dishing out my desired amount
the spoon always has some yogurt stuck on it
I don't want to dirty my hands scraping it off
or another utensil to wash
so i put it in my mouth
no honey to sweeten the pot
no cinnamon for warmth
the taste always sits too heavy
too acrid, too sour
it makes me nauseous
but i do it anyway, when i could just wash it away
because i believe, secretly,
that i deserve to suffer if just a little bit if i am to have something good
As I finish dishing out my desired amount
the spoon always has some yogurt stuck on it
I don't want to dirty my hands scraping it off
or another utensil to wash
so i put it in my mouth
no honey to sweeten the pot
no cinnamon for warmth
the taste always sits too heavy
too acrid, too sour
it makes me nauseous
but i do it anyway, when i could just wash it away
because i believe, secretly,
that i deserve to suffer if just a little bit if i am to have something good
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🥣I’ve been coping with prolonged malaise lately by eating a lot of yogurt, generally —albeit not aways— with granola and banana. Although any fruit will do. Even meals that otherwise would not include yogurt I’ve been putting yogurt in. But yogurt for breakfast has really been doing a number for me, feels difficult to succumb to listless grief when those tender moments of solitude are underscored by roughly one and a half cups of yogurt. I do not mean to diminish or trivialize the depth of your misery in saying this, but have you tried eating yogurt?
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🤮i love yogurt, but if i eat it too fast i feel like im going to vomit
one of these days i'm going to make a grave mistake
who can relate
one of these days i'm going to make a grave mistake
who can relate
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🥣I’ve been coping with prolonged malaise lately by eating a lot of yogurt, generally —albeit not aways— with granola and banana. Although any fruit will do. Even meals that otherwise would not include yogurt I’ve been putting yogurt in. But yogurt for breakfast has really been doing a number for me, feels difficult to succumb to listless grief when those tender moments of solitude are underscored by roughly one and a half cups of yogurt. I do not mean to diminish or trivialize the depth of your misery in saying this, but have you tried eating yogurt?
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