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These songs are actually all epic
My VERY COOL friend Paola who was so funny and did not give a fuck about anything: Shake It by Metro Station and DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3 Gay kid named Martín who loved to make loud sexual noises in inappropriate situations and places and would sing kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the backseat, also very loudly: Fer Sure by The Medic Droid My ALSO VERY COOL best friend Aurora who had beautiful long curly black hair that went down to her waist and bangs that covered her eyes and everybody was afraid of her and she would physically attack anybody who messed with me: Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry My other best friend who had the same name as me and we played Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum in the school Alice in Wonderland musical: Face Down by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus My very not cool frenemy Melanie who once I buried her in sand dunes on a school field trip and walked away and left her there and actually it’s weird that she liked this song because she was very preppy but I guess she just wanted to fit in and be edgy too while also rebelling against her wealthy parents: A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold My childhood best friend Iliana who I had a friend breakup with after I helped Melanie steal all of her neopoints (and insisted that I didn’t steal them because I didn’t keep the neopoints which is just worse actually), who after the breakup became a cheerleader and cornered me alone in the outdoor hotel pool one night on a school trip to Austin and serenaded me with this song: Halo by Beyoncé

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They say Melanie is still buried there... wasting away in the scalding Ohio sun...
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@GRAPE in the damn sparkling white sand of the New Mexico desert!!!! But no somebody else dug her up and she was NAWT happy with me we were designated bus seat buddies for the ride back and it was awkward to say the least. but low-key she deserved it because she was a huge classist snob and called my neigborhood ghetto 🫶
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@TATERHOLE How did this end up happening? Did she let you bury her first?? I bet the sand in her pants felt great the whole ride home lol What a punk talkin abt your neighborhood like that lol she had prolly never played in the sand in her life before that
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@GRAPE YES LMFAO she asked me to do it and I was like okay yay :D but something she had said or done that day pissed me off so after I was done I just left her and she started screaming at me💀
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@GRAPE it was crazy because my neighborhood was just like a normal lower middle class neighborhood of ranch houses LMAO but she lived in a mansion on top of the mountain and I was just on the wrong side of the proverbial train tracks that split the haves And have nots so…
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@TATERHOLE That is such an awesome visual though.. Just a head peeking out through the sand.. "DON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME HERE!!!!".. You trudging down the dune in satisfaction, not even turning to give her a second glance.. cinematic really
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@GRAPE it felt soooo good and then people kept being like hey where’s Melanie and I was like 🤷‍♀️ lmfao
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@GRAPE she was like furiously typing on her pink blackberry Pearlthe whole way back LOL
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@TATERHOLE It keeps getting better 😭😭 Seems justified in this situation but would you consider yourself to have been an Evil child? This is mildly unhinged, hilariously so, but still
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@GRAPE I later ended up making her cry in front of our website gym class because I called her sheltered and spoiled. I was definitely constantly doing evil things to people though it was often justified and I appeared to be very angelic LOL. but I was blowing off steam from things I was dealing with at home and directing all of the anger and helplessness I had towards safer targets
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@TATERHOLE That makes a lot of sense.. ugh the amount of problems kids have that would be resolved with a stable home life.. that one picture of you as a child you posted, she totally looks like that sort of kid LOL
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@GRAPE LOL yep i would have played a really good sweet but creepy evil child in a horrormovie
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