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I’m quite famous for these. They’re not very long lasting, and I am no cobbler, I am no mender, so I go through around 3 pairs per year. Think of them as leather socks: they make your feet look small and strange, like Lord Farquaad’s. Wearing them daily has helped me cultivate the heart of a dancer. Jazz shoes are very similar to Lululemon leggings, they’re appealing because it makes some part of your body look like it’s been dipped in an obsidian lacquer. The clean-girl version of sensual footwear. The soles of your feet will be very close to the ground in these, and I hear being close to the ground is Buddhist.
Mar 27, 2023
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Like my mother before me and Amy winehouse before her…split sole canvas ballet shoes are a fun slipper option
I also love ballet warmup shoes (they’re like puffer uggs??)
I have no dance Background at all I’m just like this
Aug 20, 2024
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The price tag…listen, I know. I wouldn’t be posting about these flats unless I completely believed in them!!! I’ve worn them daily for almost four months now. Also important to note: order a half size up, they’re a lil tight and don’t stretch out a ton. You will loveeee 🤍
Dec 27, 2023
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Super comfy + they look cute with almost everything tbh. Also they make me feel like I’d be kinda good at doing tai chi with the oldheads at the park.
Mar 22, 2024
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This smells like costume jewelry, like dime store romance novels, like a slim-fitting pair of Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. Formulated by the unbelievably raunchy Edouard Fléchier, Poison is a guttural, putrefied tuberose that hits you like a freight train running. It’s a mollified plum, thick as molasses. This smells like the death of Elizabeth Taylor. Do not wear it in the daytime.
Mar 27, 2023
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If I were global dictator, I would institute a policy that required every bathroom to have some sort of nautical theme. It just makes sense for bathrooms to evoke tropical beach vacation vibes. To meet my policy’s minimum requirements, citizens of the world would have to procure a piece of seashell art. The highest tier of seashell art is the kind that depicts a wacky scenario. For example, you could have a pelican with an auger shell beak playing the ukulele in a straw hat (he must have googly eyes haphazardly hot glued onto his face). Or, you could have an owl made of clam shells playing golf in crooked wire-rimmed glasses (also haphazardly hot-glued). A second-tier option would be a clam shell soap dish. When you get a clam shell soap dish, your bathroom is no longer a bathroom, it’s a powder room. Seashell art in your bathroom is the epitome of class, and I wish the world understood this.
Mar 27, 2023
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No matter what anyone tells you, cooking is not an exact science. Always trust your gut, never trust the recipe. That being said, here’s my favorite lazy recipe I’ve hyper fixated on this month:Prep some shredded chicken in your preferred method. I like to cook my chicken in a pot of water with bay leaves, Goya™ adobo seasoning, celery, and carrots so that I have a broth left over. If you don’t know how to make chicken broth, google it, it's easy. Once your chicken is cooked, shred it with two forks. As you shred, cook the quinoa in the chicken broth. Ideally, you’ll have plenty of chicken and quinoa left over. You can use those leftovers to make this recipe several times a week, like I do. Roast those cherry tomatoes in a pan until somewhat blackened. Next, combine the chicken, quinoa, and tomatoes in a bowl with the remaining ingredients. Give it a Kardashian shake and enjoy.
Mar 27, 2023