Anika and Bryson went to the Jet Blue Lounge (bar) after missing their flight to LA. They had such a blast I thought, heck I wanna go! Iām always looking for my next local haunt. So I went down to LAX and parked my car in overnight parking which costs $150/hour and walked up to the Jet Blue help window and said, āIād like to go to the Jet Blue Lounge (bar), pleaseā and they said, ādo you have a plane ticket?ā And I said, āno, I just wanted to chill in the loungeā and they said, āmaāam, you canāt go past security without a boarding passā so I asked them what the cheapest plane ticket was and they said that considering the price of fuel due to some international conflict, all tickets are very expensive so I asked, āwell what is the *cheapest*ā and they said, āOaxaca or Boiseā so I bought a ticket to Oaxaca. Then I waited 45 minutes at TSA where they threw away my Aesop deodorant because it was over 3.5 oz and went to the Jet Blue Lounge where I ordered a $27 martini and then I flew to Mexico.