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Gay men only wanna cry about being beat up as kids and theres only so much room I can hold for that . Sure, we tend to make better drug dealers but Anytime I need my stereo set up, a new drummer or bass player for my band, or like, fatherly advice from a father figure I haven’t already fucked- it’s always from a straight boy. I mean, all internalized homophobia asides let’s face it, straight boys are just better❤️
Jul 19, 2022
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Ngl I get jealous of gay people a lot they just seem to be having more fun, are more interesting people on average, and get to avoid the constant stress of men and women not understanding each other or getting along. Unfortunately I’m not gay myself though But it seems better Tbh. (Please don’t take this the wrong way!)
Jan 27, 2024
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I didn’t start smoking until I was 34- I was on tour in Europe with my band and like, ran out of weed and started chain smoking Marlboros - it was exciting . I figured starting to smoke that late in life was ultimately a win because I needed to put the breaks on this whole life thing in the first- I think 78 is probs the most reasonable age to die at- other wise yr just gonna be stuck in a nursing home with a bunch of squares who never made life threateningly poor decisions and that doesn’t sound fun AT ALL.
Jul 19, 2022
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I think we really WAY to heavily of therapy culture to soothe our emotional ow-ies and I just wish to god more you would admit that you actually LIKE feeling bad- its all you’ve ever known (or maybe I should Just speak for myself?) EITHER WAY- you therapist is SO SICK of you bitching - she probably makes fun of you to her friends while she’s drunk! And why shouldn’t she? You haven’t changed and you don’t want to- MAYBE instead of torturing your therapist you should just get a tarot reader- HEAR ME OUT- in a therapy session all you hear is the echo chamber of your bad decisions and poorly chosen company- in a tarot reading - you can bitch about all your problems and let a deck of cards decide howTo deal with them- like in scenario 2# you leave with at least a more discernible plan of action and remember the metaphor of tarot - “life comes at you as randomly as a deck of cards
Jul 19, 2022
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I punch holes in them and use them as cock rings - does anyone else do that?
Jul 19, 2022