If there are two things my work is nothing without, they are my Newspapers.com subscription and my extensive collection of what I like to refer to as āpile of shit celebrity biographies.ā There are a number of basic qualities that you should look for if you want to build a museum-worthy library of gossip: low print run , publishers youāve never heard of, a relationship to The National Enquirer, and 20 point type. These books are usually written by deranged fans , disgruntled former associates , or alienated family members, and they are often accompanied by CDs that you will never listen to. Be careful not to get duped by the self-published literature that comes out in the immediate aftermath of a celebrity death: these booksĀ are often less than 20 pages long, and you are going to be disappointed! Iāve been had by these unscrupulous death scammers more than once and it always gives me a laugh, but beware the novice collector.
More thoughtful than gruesome in regards to the literal consumption of celebrity IMO. As someone whose dream job is still "pop culture archivist," I ate this tf up
I donāt really like to read fiction, itās just not my thing. When I look for books, Iām usually just as drawn to the authors as people as I am to the work. If youāre not familiar with Glenn OāBrien, heās kind of a New York City legend. Glenn got his start as one of the first writers at Andy Warholās Interview magazine, bushed elbows with Basquiat, and for a few years hosted TV Party on NYC public access television. Later in life, Glenn became GQās first Style Guy.While Iām not yet finished with Like Art, itās been a really great read. Itās a collection of columns written between 1984 and 1990 and originally published in Artforum. Itās witty, hilarious, and brings to life an important character after heās gone. Itās also published by Karma in the East Village which is pretty cool.
The earliest bits of hollywood gossip! I'm fascinated by Kenneth Anger. I love his films, his books, everything. I recently watched a documentary about him on youtube and it made be a bit obsessed. He's a true Hollywood icon.
You have to haul your face around for your entire life, and thereās just no getting around it. As someone who is lurching perilously toward what us old people refer to as āthe wrong side of 40,ā I am here from your future to tell you not to be afraid, because you can retain your hotness with a little planning! Ever since my very best stage mother and personal BFF Lena Dunham publicly called me out for my elaborate skin care regimen, Iāve been getting questions, so letās start at the basics and move into the baroque⦠I donāt think expensive products really make a difference, but if you love them and they make you feel good, by all means waste the money you should be saving for treatments (more on that in a minute) on a 50 step routineāitās your life! I prefer to streamline because I am old and tired, so while I have definitely tried all of those ritzy oil cleansers and I DO LIKE THEM, in general I think Cetaphil and a microfiber cloth is fine. I usually only wash my face at night and follow it up with some Retin A mixed with a nice heavy moisturizer or oil, and I seal the whole shit in with Aquaphor before going to sleep on a special pillow that doesnāt deform my face. The morning is when things get complicated, because I am a firm believer in all of those gadgets that dermatologists tell you donāt work: I like a red light mask followed by either microcurrent, a muscle stimulation device, or radio frequency, and I follow that up with a CE ferulic serum, hyaluronic acid, moisturizer, and sunscreen. Take your collagen and a vitamin D-K supplement every day, and stay the fuck out of the sun!
My true passion is whatever fucked up combination of drugs and alcohol you consumed the last time you woke up and said ānever again.ā The Instagram accountĀ @regret_counter serves as an archive for your bad nights out, and though I am its humble bureaucrat, I am mostly just a fan of your fortitude, your bad choices, and your capacity for White Claw.
I love cemeteries, and living in New York gives us proximity to some of the east coastās great jewels. Deliver your regards and a Coca Cola to spendthrift heiress Barbara Hutton at the Woolworth familyās sphinx-guarded mausoleum in Woodlawn Cemetery, have a picnic in Sleepy Hollow, or spend a day at The Hartsdale Pet Cemetery , Americaās oldest and greatest eternal resting place for rich peopleās animals. If you are of a mind to travel, do not miss the spookiest family plot in all of America, Stockbridge Massachusettsā Sedgwick PieĀ (itās also just a stoneās throw from Edith Whartonās house), or skip over to Rhode Island (my ancestral homeland) and take a tour of our little stateās notorious smattering of vampire graveyards.