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Being cute and sexy are not mutually exclusive. Leopard print tights are great when you want to add flirt, attitude, and flare to an outfit. A skirt can never be too short, and just because girls like to read does not mean they do not also listen to Kesha.
Mar 2, 2023
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I've really come alive this summer thanks to my new athleisure skort...in my new athlesiure skort I'm young, wild and free, I'm a guy's girl, I'm lithe, I'm being very Je ne sais quoi and falling in love along every avenue, showing off the highest heights of my thick ass thighs without exposing my pussy hole. I simply adore my new athlesiure skort. Also this company is size-inclusive and sustainable. Bonus vibes!
Jul 29, 2021
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Tummy is the best accessory. You just gotta let it hang once in a while. It’s cute, it’s chic, it’s confident, it makes every outfit better.
Sep 2, 2024
Alright boys & girls & all people, we have entered that small window in the northeast where you want to wear a long sleeve t-shirt or jacket or hoodie, but you also want to wear shorts. As the (unofficial) sovereign & all-knowing harbinger of getting cute little fits off for pi.fyi™️ (working title btw) I am approving all outfits that make this combo work for the foreseeable future. It doesn‘t even have to look good because it just feels good.
Ladies, let’s keep it classy please. Remember: modest is hottest, or something.
Boys, we’re in the 3” inseam category rn. You need to look like you’re about to run a sub-5 minute mile. You need to look like a few misteps might cause a peep show. I’m talking 75% of thighs are out on display.
You might read this and go “Wow Mariano that seems very misogynistic of you” — false, it’s reverse psychology. Keeping the creepy male gaze off of the ladies and instead giving them something to look at, like how we all have been gawking at Paul Mescal’s tiny shorts + shredded thighs combo. Don’t ever say I’m not a feminist.
(Hey this is like HEAVILY laced with sarcasm which I’m sure 80% of you will read and understand but the 20% that won’t…please it’s a joke please laugh )
Aug 22, 2024
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I am a total romantic, to my friends, family, and boys. There is something sweet about sending a note across the country, where the I’s are dotted with hearts and my name is signed with a lipstick kiss - Pat McGraths “Love Interest” shade to be exact
Mar 2, 2023
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I do not run and I do not rush. I went on a date with a guy to Coney Island once, and to get the train back to the city you have to walk up about four flights of stairs. The guy goes “the train is coming!” He runs up the stairs, I continue to walk, he makes it on the train, the doors close before I get up there. He rides away and I never see him again.
Mar 2, 2023
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I will not get lasik.
Mar 2, 2023