You’re not gonna get the names out of me, but it’s important I share my truth. You could tell me that everyone I know and love is dead. Then put on a “Weekend Reset in NYC” vlog. And I’ll forget. Happy as a clam. My brain swaddled by the dumbest girls I’ve ever seen put a new console table in their 7k/month Tribeca 1 bedroom
Or like any Youtuber with <1000 subs who posts multiple times a day... also love Spend Less Money Mama... give me ur recs of the people who randomly show up on your YT homepage with <500 views just talking about whatever I sincerely love a lofi rambler
if you want to make videos out of a love for the form, to express yourself and romanticize your life, it doesn’t really matter who sees them maybe… feel like ive been interested in making youtube videos for a while but dont want to be a “YouTuber”™️ necessarily, and this has always felt like a great option for that. send your videos to people you love, make them and watch them back for yourself, and if you want to someday, publish them on your channel to the general public :)
feel like picking up a camera and recording yourself is already challenging, letting an internet company that creates a convenient place for advertisers to run ads and give you a number score for how “good” your video was based on how many ads it ran will not make that less challenging. creating a vlog for your friends eyes only until you make a video you feel like you want to share with the world feels much more inviting / requires much less of a thick skin than the alternative
The tight underwire… The way my nipples are almost more visible… it’s so sexy to me. If I were to jump in the air, my boobs are big enough that if I don’t hold them close to my chest: they’ll fly up and knock my teeth out, and on the way down they will straight up fall off. That’s why I have to wear the least supportive bra to ever exist. Thank you scientists!
and if it ain’t sara bareilles or imagine dragons, then seriously take me to the hospital🤣. lyrics like theirs are scientifically addicting (seriously) so don’t be surprised if others join in. but when they do, tell them to stop. why would they do that? this is your moment. don’t trust those people. trust me. after this the rest of your nights gonna be golden ✨ #hingepartner
I actually don’t recognize baby pics of myself because I’m not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didn’t wear any mascara as a kid… This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If I’m not wearing it, I’m ugly. If I am wearing it, I’m fat Twiggy.