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I actually donāt recognize baby pics of myself because Iām not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didnāt wear any mascara as a kidā¦ This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If Iām not wearing it, Iām ugly. If I am wearing it, Iām fat Twiggy.
Oct 18, 2023
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havenāt changed this look since I was in middle school and stumbled across pictures of twiggy in the 60s
Jun 17, 2024
iām still learning eye shadow at 32 and have always regretted eyeliner attempts so here we are lmao
since i donāt buy foundation/blush/other products regularly i splurge a little on the mascara, lately loving LancĆ“me Lash IdĆ“le š¤
Jun 17, 2024
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The best goddamn drugstore mascara there ever was. Devastating that itās no longer available in most places.
Nov 15, 2024
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The tight underwireā¦ The way my nipples are almost more visibleā¦ itās so sexy to me. If I were to jump in the air, my boobs are big enough that if I donāt hold them close to my chest: theyāll fly up and knock my teeth out, and on the way down they will straight up fall off. Thatās why I have to wear the least supportive bra to ever exist. Thank you scientists!
Oct 18, 2023
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When Iām pregnant Iām gonna try the Mozart effect but with Charli XCX. So every morning & night I will take one of my Airpods, stick it in my belly button, and then blast āGone.ā This is the best song in the world. I thank God every day I wasnāt born in the same generation as The Beatles. That would have fucking sucked!!!!
Oct 18, 2023
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This is the best pastry Iāve ever had. Itās like if a crĆ©me brĆ»lĆ©e and a croissant FUCKED. And gave me their baby to eat! Iāve never been to Portugal so I get it from Otway Bakery in Brooklyn. I try to eat it in like 6 bites but realistically I think I could eat it in one. I want to eat it in one bite so bad like I actually want to do that so bad but I think itās best I take my time
Oct 18, 2023