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It’s almost like water to me. Like, in terms of edibility (so easy to eat) & nutritionally (ranch is 0 calories). There was one summer where I ate CCC Broccoli Pasta Salad 5 days a week and I actually lost 20 pounds. Nothing good or bad about that. It’s just the truth
Oct 18, 2023
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Oct 2, 2024
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I have been making my own chicken salad for lunch lately and it’s been so good. I eat it with tortilla chips because meals should be enjoyable. I use Greek yogurt and cottage cheese instead of mayo to make it higher protein and more filling and then I season it like crazy and it tastes so good.
Aug 19, 2024
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some ppl call these struggle meals but they are anti struggle! Things that u can easily acquire, are 5 ingredients or less, take 5 min to prep, travel well, and don’t need to be heated up.
Today’s lunch is a criminally easy Caesar salad - a bag of chopped romaine, 1/2 can of chicken breast (do not sleep on this stuff. Costco or wegmans r the best), a couple shakeys of shakey cheese, and some caeser dressing. I have no croutons or would add too!!!
I also make the laziest tuna salad - 1 can tuna, dijon mustard, mayo, acv, s&p. No measuring, just vibing. Eat in bread or more lettuce or more crackers or alone.
That’s all. Protein, carbs, n fats baby. make the world go ‘round.
Jan 29, 2024
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The tight underwire… The way my nipples are almost more visible… it’s so sexy to me. If I were to jump in the air, my boobs are big enough that if I don’t hold them close to my chest: they’ll fly up and knock my teeth out, and on the way down they will straight up fall off. That’s why I have to wear the least supportive bra to ever exist. Thank you scientists!
Oct 18, 2023
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I actually don’t recognize baby pics of myself because I’m not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didn’t wear any mascara as a kid… This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If I’m not wearing it, I’m ugly. If I am wearing it, I’m fat Twiggy.
Oct 18, 2023
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When I’m pregnant I’m gonna try the Mozart effect but with Charli XCX. So every morning & night I will take one of my Airpods, stick it in my belly button, and then blast “Gone.” This is the best song in the world. I thank God every day I wasn’t born in the same generation as The Beatles. That would have fucking sucked!!!!
Oct 18, 2023