Itās almost like water to me. Like, in terms of edibility (so easy to eat) & nutritionally (ranch is 0 calories). There was one summer where I ate CCC Broccoli Pasta Salad 5 days a week and I actually lost 20 pounds. Nothing good or bad about that. Itās just the truth
I have been making my own chicken salad for lunch lately and itās been so good. I eat it with tortilla chips because meals should be enjoyable. I use Greek yogurt and cottage cheese instead of mayo to make it higher protein and more filling and then I season it like crazy and it tastes so good.
some ppl call these struggle meals but they are anti struggle! Things that u can easily acquire, are 5 ingredients or less, take 5 min to prep, travel well, and donāt need to be heated up. Todayās lunch is a criminally easy Caesar salad - a bag of chopped romaine, 1/2 can of chicken breast (do not sleep on this stuff. Costco or wegmans r the best), a couple shakeys of shakey cheese, and some caeser dressing. I have no croutons or would add too!!! I also make the laziest tuna salad - 1 can tuna, dijon mustard, mayo, acv, s&p. No measuring, just vibing. Eat in bread or more lettuce or more crackers or alone. Thatās all. Protein, carbs, n fats baby. make the world go āround.
The tight underwire⦠The way my nipples are almost more visible⦠itās so sexy to me. If I were to jump in the air, my boobs are big enough that if I donāt hold them close to my chest: theyāll fly up and knock my teeth out, and on the way down they will straight up fall off. Thatās why I have to wear the least supportive bra to ever exist. Thank you scientists!
and if it aināt sara bareilles or imagine dragons, then seriously take me to the hospitalš¤£. lyrics like theirs are scientifically addicting (seriously) so donāt be surprised if others join in. but when they do, tell them to stop. why would they do that? this is your moment. donāt trust those people. trust me. after this the rest of your nights gonna be golden āØĀ #hingepartnerĀ
I actually donāt recognize baby pics of myself because Iām not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didnāt wear any mascara as a kid⦠This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If Iām not wearing it, Iām ugly. If I am wearing it, Iām fat Twiggy.