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It’s almost like water to me. Like, in terms of edibility (so easy to eat) & nutritionally (ranch is 0 calories). There was one summer where I ate CCC Broccoli Pasta Salad 5 days a week and I actually lost 20 pounds. Nothing good or bad about that. It’s just the truth
Oct 18, 2023
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Oct 2, 2024
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I have been making my own chicken salad for lunch lately and it’s been so good. I eat it with tortilla chips because meals should be enjoyable. I use Greek yogurt and cottage cheese instead of mayo to make it higher protein and more filling and then I season it like crazy and it tastes so good.
Aug 19, 2024
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some ppl call these struggle meals but they are anti struggle! Things that u can easily acquire, are 5 ingredients or less, take 5 min to prep, travel well, and don’t need to be heated up.
Today’s lunch is a criminally easy Caesar salad - a bag of chopped romaine, 1/2 can of chicken breast (do not sleep on this stuff. Costco or wegmans r the best), a couple shakeys of shakey cheese, and some caeser dressing. I have no croutons or would add too!!!
I also make the laziest tuna salad - 1 can tuna, dijon mustard, mayo, acv, s&p. No measuring, just vibing. Eat in bread or more lettuce or more crackers or alone.
That’s all. Protein, carbs, n fats baby. make the world go ‘round.
Jan 29, 2024
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The tight underwire… The way my nipples are almost more visible… it’s so sexy to me. If I were to jump in the air, my boobs are big enough that if I don’t hold them close to my chest: they’ll fly up and knock my teeth out, and on the way down they will straight up fall off. That’s why I have to wear the least supportive bra to ever exist. Thank you scientists!
Oct 18, 2023
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and if it ain’t sara bareilles or imagine dragons, then seriously take me to the hospital🤣. lyrics like theirs are scientifically addicting (seriously) so don’t be surprised if others join in. but when they do, tell them to stop. why would they do that? this is your moment. don’t trust those people. trust me. after this the rest of your nights gonna be golden ✨ #hingepartner
May 21, 2025
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I actually don’t recognize baby pics of myself because I’m not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didn’t wear any mascara as a kid… This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If I’m not wearing it, I’m ugly. If I am wearing it, I’m fat Twiggy.
Oct 18, 2023