I’m honestly don’t think I can do dairy anymore—I’m happy that I’m alone in the dorm and my roommates are gone for the week cause im going back and forth between my bed and the porcelain throne.
I’m truly one of God’s strongest warriors.
Dude had birkenstocks, dickies, a crisp white tee, a random trucker hat, and a pornstache to put it all together.
Gentrifier fit 101
Oh and he had Santal 33 on (i could smell it, he was sitting next to me)
The way I want to elope, tell no one, not even family. Announce a wedding a year later, and then announce that we're already married and have been for a year during the reception is my dream scenario.
I also want to do the same thing with a pregnancy (just keep it secret until the kid comes) but that'll be a bit harder :/
