I love you hydrogen peroxide, thank you for doing everything for me
Thank you for getting blood stain out of my underwear
Thank you for removing red chili salsa-stain from my library book
NOT thank you for making my finger tips look scary and mottled white when I touch you too long
but thank you for cleaning my retainer
Also thank you for helping me remove organic matter from interesting bones
Thank you for removing rust stains from my cloth belt and thank you for removing stains from the back of old paintings at my job
I love you hydrogen peroxide!! Ever since I was a tween I have loved you!!
