I love you hydrogen peroxide, thank you for doing everything for me
Thank you for getting blood stain out of my underwear
Thank you for removing red chili salsa-stain from my library book
NOT thank you for making my finger tips look scary and mottled white when I touch you too long
but thank you for cleaning my retainer
Also thank you for helping me remove organic matter from interesting bones
Thank you for removing rust stains from my cloth belt and thank you for removing stains from the back of old paintings at my job
I love you hydrogen peroxide!! Ever since I was a tween I have loved you!!
OxiClean really is that bitch. I’m an extremely messy person and it has saved my ass too many times to count. literally life-changing. I’m dabbing it on a hot chocolate stain on one of my favorite shirts rn. I get the spray one and a bottle always somehow lasts me for ages despite using it liberally
Gazpacho only in the late summer, persimmons only in the winter, etc. just because we can import anything from anywhere anytime doesn’t mean we should. Nothing is special if you can have it whenever you want it.
What is she doing on her calculator app ?? Who is he texting ??? What are they listening to on Spotify ??? To truly be on the pulse of culture we must invade the privacy of our fellow commuters just a little bit
