Bagged salads from my local Jewel-Osco have been nothing but kind to me. I take them to the movies. I take them to work. I eat them on the drive to school. I promise you you do not know the height of euphoria until you indulge in a bagged salad. They’re clean; you can fold the top of it to your liking, you can roll it up and save it in the fridge, you can share it with two forks IDGAFF. I’ve done all three. I live in such harmony with bagged salads I cannot recommend it enough.