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Not to feign poverty, or as the less articulate call it “cosplaying poor“, but why would I spend 30 dollars on a entree im gonna pick at when I can scarf a grilled cheese on the corner of Roebling and Broadway.
Just got my resy notification. Facing the idea that I will have to eat something in order to not appear like an admirer of Cassie from ‘Skins’. Especially because he’s seen me puke my gin martini on myself at Clandestino because I didn’t eat dinner. Feeling disgusting and glutenous already.
Need a cocktail.
Jan 24, 2024
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It’s the perfect time to recipe test. I am not a chef by any means, but this is what i’m talking about when I tell people to “sh*t on the company dime”.
take a moment to yourself and cooking a hot meal in the middle of the work day. I’m talking a full 1.5-2 hrs to meal prep some shit and make a gourmet af meal. You know why? You DESERVE it. Like sorry I was 5 mins late to an unnecessary meeting I was NOURISHING myself with a burger with american cheese! highly recommend.
Mar 28, 2024
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It’s about the only place I’m proud to be an American.
Hell yeah, I‘d like mashed potatoes, an eggroll, baked
ziti, and jello on the same plate. What am I- bourgeois????? Food poison is always worth the risk to reap the reward.
Dec 6, 2024
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work catered chipotle for us today, slay! and there was a decent amount leftover, and i was debated making a plate to bring home. for a moment, i was worried about seeming greedy, but then i realized, who actually cares! if i don't bring home some, someone else will, and so it goes on. or, it would be wasted, which the thought of that is just.... devastating! you deserve to bring home the leftovers 🍴
Aug 23, 2024
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When the only person that matters to you’s 29 year old ex-coworker says that you are “a lot”, you may realize that you aren’t as palatable as you thought.
I always thought I was extremely likeable. I mean maybe not extremely but I always thought I have a good first impression. And maybe I am intense, maybe I shouldn’t of told the waiter that one of the oysters tasted like “dirty pussy” or I shouldn’t of asked him what type of porn he watches. But, that’s me. And I can’t change it.
Jan 26, 2024