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Not to feign poverty, or as the less articulate call it “cosplaying poor“, but why would I spend 30 dollars on a entree im gonna pick at when I can scarf a grilled cheese on the corner of Roebling and Broadway.
Just got my resy notification. Facing the idea that I will have to eat something in order to not appear like an admirer of Cassie from ‘Skins’. Especially because he’s seen me puke my gin martini on myself at Clandestino because I didn’t eat dinner. Feeling disgusting and glutenous already.
Need a cocktail.
Jan 24, 2024
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$22 Slab of Kristapsons smoked salmon (you’re lucky I love you), jammy egg on a bed of sour cream and the Trader Joe’s chili oil I smuggled into Canada. EVOO, Rosemary & caramelized onion Focaccia (dipped in even more oil stupid) GREENS of radicchio, cucumber, shredded beets and green grapes. Salted with some rice vinegar. Date syrup for sweetness. Paired with 3-4 glasses of Organic Chardonnay. Okay. 5. Bite me.
Then I ran to work and the real rec is to QUIT YOUR JOBS!!!! Fuck the corporate world. Do not ever take orders. Do not ever have a rehearsal dinner and fuck a wedding photographer!!!! Be impromptu. Call that neighbor a raggedy slut. Spit on your hand and lick it back off. Be a Free Bird. For me. Be as free as spending an embarrassing amount of money on dinner for 1. Be as free as not quitting your job today even though you really, really, really felt like it.
Jun 7, 2025
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It’s the perfect time to recipe test. I am not a chef by any means, but this is what i’m talking about when I tell people to “sh*t on the company dime”.
take a moment to yourself and cooking a hot meal in the middle of the work day. I’m talking a full 1.5-2 hrs to meal prep some shit and make a gourmet af meal. You know why? You DESERVE it. Like sorry I was 5 mins late to an unnecessary meeting I was NOURISHING myself with a burger with american cheese! highly recommend.
Mar 28, 2024
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It’s about the only place I’m proud to be an American.
Hell yeah, I‘d like mashed potatoes, an eggroll, baked
ziti, and jello on the same plate. What am I- bourgeois????? Food poison is always worth the risk to reap the reward.
Dec 6, 2024
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When the only person that matters to you’s 29 year old ex-coworker says that you are “a lot”, you may realize that you aren’t as palatable as you thought.
I always thought I was extremely likeable. I mean maybe not extremely but I always thought I have a good first impression. And maybe I am intense, maybe I shouldn’t of told the waiter that one of the oysters tasted like “dirty pussy” or I shouldn’t of asked him what type of porn he watches. But, that’s me. And I can’t change it.
Jan 26, 2024